1 #11 (June 1992). Deadpool And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. No, Im going to stick around for a while, make sure the world doesnt s**t itself into oblivion.Deadpool: No, you did it for me.Cable: No, I didnt.Deadpool: You did.Cable: I really didnt.Deadpool: Im pretty sure you did.Cable: No, Im positive I didnt.Deadpool: Fine. Deadpool: You are not your father. [fighting the Juggernaut] In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Cable: Fine. [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. : [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? Vanessa: You used the last of your fuel. That came out wrong. Deadpool - Deadpool. You're so dark. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." [gets closer to Cable] Yeah it is. And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"? A good day. Deadpool. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Superhero landing comin' up. Sorry I'm late. Deadpool: Domino Published May 14, 2022. [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. What a dick. Peter: Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. Deadpool: It was me. Blind Al: We all need a sense of belonging. Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. I'll be right back. [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! It's just hard to picture. : - Domino. If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, please . Do you see that beautiful bright light? You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! Hes dead, too. I spent ten years in Special Forces! I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Bad ass, that's all you've got. It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. : Go home. Gary Peter Deadpool: This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. : Deadpool: That's all it takes to be a hero. Yeah, it is. : *Men*? : X-Men? Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. [to Cable] Domino : I should've finished college. yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Each episode of Deadpool 2 is 119 minutes long. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Meet Domino Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . Maximum effort. You're in the big leagues now, kid! Pelicula Deadpool 2: Deadpool 2 Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), el mutante conocido como Deadpool y el antihroe ms gamberro de Marvel tiene que vrselas esta vez con Cable . Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. Deadpool: Cultural appropriation? Domino Can you see it? Deadpool: Go get 'em, tiger! Deadpool: I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! : [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Puns. Deadpool: I thought it looked fun. He was torturing me! [to Cable] From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. Wade Wilson: You got me. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. [to Cable] You did this for me? Firefist: : Gingivitis. Men! Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. : We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. : Wade Wilson: Which literally translates to, I dont bargain, pumpkin f***er.. [whispers to herself] You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. 4. I was fighting a caped badass. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. Deadpool: Two: which Sharknado are we on? What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. Bring it in. Juggernaut! We explain how these luck powers actually work. Domino Jesus Christ! Yeesh. But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? [to the camera] Im going to touch them all over. : Peter: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! Deadpool 2. Wade, is that you? Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). By Chase Magnett Diarrhea? Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. Full Winnie the Pooh. Deadpool: You're still using my Velcro labels. Advertisement: Other Mutants (New Timeline): Nathan Summers / Cable, Russell Collins / Firefist, Cain Marko / Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy. Deadpool It's the kid. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Jesus Christ, Buck! Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! You're welcome, Canada. FUCK! But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. Deadpool: Probably a guy who can't draw feet! Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Ah, planets. : I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Deadpool: Were not, theres no X-Force!Peter: Alright, well, this has been pretty scary!Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Deadpool: He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. Domino I can't see him. But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. | : The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I have three questions, then. Domino : X-Men? Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. Just cleaning up the timelines! Colossus: You guys make a super cute couple. Makes you want to hurt others. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. What in the actual ass? Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Answer: A family. He called you Justin Bieber. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Im going to pretend like that never happened. The hell's happening? Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? Lets go tip to tip. Deadpool: It doesn't exist. I just have a few final words. Deadpool: There it is. Oh, yes. Stop at 2, ya killed it! We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. ,Altos: People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. Deadpool: Ah, planets. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Go home, Sugar Bear, go home. Wade Wilson: By Digger Pierce. The one in Minneapolis. Cable: Relax. : [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Let me see here. He even runs like a fucking pervert. Retrieved on 22 April 2017. It's weird I only ever see two of you. - Peter. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. Just cleaning up the timelines! I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Cable: Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: : [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Filming & Production Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. : Will you give Domino my email? You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Published Apr 19, 2018. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Thats just lazy writing. Directed by David Leitch. Okay. : This line is right on the money. Wade, Vanessa is gone. I'll tell you why I'm here. Deadpool : My job. Isn't that how it always works? We're gonna lose 'em. Wade Wilson: Those bullets were, like, super fast. They do stick better than tape. You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Blind Al: Deadpool: Weasel: But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Here we go, 1-2-3. But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. Deadpool: Yes, it is. Peter: My name's Peter. Deadpool: Zazie Beetz as Domino . They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Deadpool: ["Last words"] I never shouldve left you there. Vanessa awaits. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? Deadpool: Juggernaut: Dopinder: Deadpool Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! 28. You're X-hausting. I want to become a contract killer. That is *so* not practical. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. That's why you're such a little bastard. And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. Dopinder: Bedlam Dopinder: Bring it in. Firefist: According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. X-Men! Domino : Whatever. Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Deadpool: deadpool bullet Sticker. Spoiler alert. Gender neutral. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Just once. Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. Cable: New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Nope! Puns. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Deadpool: He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. I mean, luck? We need a code. Deadpool Right next to a. Deadpool When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. I made mistakes! I want to fill my soul. Wait, you cant go back. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. I can distort electrical fields. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. What have we done? Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? Actually, that may have been me. But in this film, well, youre looking at it. GAH! Did he just call himself God? I don't have one. - Blind Al. Dopinder If you find a type 3, let us know. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. Fuck Wolverine. Bad news is the whole team is dead.
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